Recent Conversations

Student: "Mrs. Snyder, how old are you?"
Me: "How old do you think I am?"
Student: "40?"
Me: "Really?!?"
Student: "Well...you're married...so yea, I think 40."
Me: nodding my head no
Student: "30s?"
Me: still nodding
Student: "20s?"
Me: nodding yes
Student: shocked and appalled, "You're in your 20s and you're married?!?!"
Me: "Yep!"
Student: "Do you have any kids?"
Me: "I'm not that old!"

As this student looks over my desk, she sees a picture of me and Stephanie.
Student: "Is that your sister?"
Me: "No, that's one of my best friends."
Student: "Old people have best friends?!?"
Me: just smile and walk away...