Oh Stevo

I get home tonight and am walking through the kitchen in my socks. As I pass the trash can, I notice the floor is a little slick.

I'm wearing old socks and did just mop the floor. So, I'm thinking I did a pretty good job of mopping.

I may or may not have slid through the kitchen Risky Business style a few times.

Later, as Stephen and I are making dinner, he tells me to be careful because the floor is slick.

Then, he gets this goofy grin and says, "you're gonna laugh at me..."

He proceeds to tell me this story...

Well, when I took the trash out last night, the trash can was still kind of stinky. So, I looked around for something I could spray on it to get rid of the smell. I couldn't find anything so I used Pledge because it has a lemon scent.

Me: If you sprayed it in the trash can, why is the floor so slick?"

Well, I thought it sprayed up, but it sprays down.

Oh Stevo...